Score: 3

"Lacking..."

submission: Hallows Haunt

date: February 3, 2009

Lack of space, which creates irritation.

Lack of challenges, hold down the down button and I got 11k

Lack of graphics, if you're going to enlarge the shit out of something, enlarge something that is detailed.

Lack of GUI, you have to wait until after you die to see your score, which is poorly shown in plain white text, without a border.

Score: 5

"Really wasn't great."

submission: Christmas Crashers

date: December 25, 2008

Just a basic parody that runs on an overused homosexual joke, that you kept dragging on.

Nice job on the animation, but originality would be nice.

Score: 2

"3.8?"

submission: JohnnyRPG/JohnnyQuest

date: December 1, 2008

Rather surprising. This game contained the generic everything. Gradient rape on the graphics, the "Glitch" level which is so new nowadays, and the forgeting-how-to-keep-the-bullies-hea lth-at-zero-when-he-dies thing.

Overall, this game (For how you made it seem like it was a huge anticipation) was really, just another flash game, that needs alot more work.

Score: 3

"Ouch..."

submission: Adventure Al

date: November 29, 2008

Great idea for a game, but overly laggy, obviously due to the coding on the programmers part. Also, basic falling glitch whenever I entered a level got really old, fast. + That should be somethign thats hard to fix, regardless of how you coded the game.

Score: 6

"Great..."

submission: Gears of Awesome

date: November 19, 2008

I love watching the same personality put on several popular video game characters over and over.... great.

Btw, for the 13-year old hentai lovers, the point of this review, is to point out Egoraptors lack of originality.

Score: 9

"Wow..."

submission: Legends Of Laundry

date: November 8, 2008

Great game, it's overly original game concept didn't take away from the great graphics and nice gameplay. Well done.

Score: 3

"Ugh, great.."

submission: Flash Tutorial - Novice

date: October 19, 2008

Alot of this code is just copied, I bet you don't even know what radians are.

Regardless, you did the quality button inefficiently.

It should be...

on(press){

switch(_quality){

case "HIGH":
_quality = "MEDIUM";
break;

case "MEDIUM":
_quality = "LOW";
break;

case "LOW":
_quality = "HIGH";
break;

}
}

Plz don't make another tutorial about simple, noob stuff that no one really needs to know, and if they did, they could just go to the tutorials that are much much much better than this one.

Score: 10

"Damn"

submission: Ether War

date: October 4, 2008

One of the few games where I can say I had fun grinding...

(Other than the game of life ;D)
Still well done, it really hooks ya.

Score: 10

"Fucking epic."

submission: The Bukakke Udon Song

date: September 18, 2008

The idea alone give it a ten, but that doesn't take away from the over-the-top AWESOME execution of this concept. Stuff w/ anime chicks has been done before, but this just was so out their that it deserves utmost recognition.

Unfortunately, it doesn't seem like NG has picked up many trends except the (OVER 9000) one, but I hope this becomes more than just a "Flash Movie" on NG.

Score: 9

"To everyone whose reviewed less than 5..."

submission: Metal Gear Funnies

date: September 6, 2008

(for the most part)

are fucking retards, don't you guys realize that this was to make fun of parodies? when you tell the authors that it needs to be more funny like MGA, you just make yourself look like a fucking moron.

God, the level of humor, and mental compacity of most fans of parodies is so small....

so why the 9? I still don't believe this was perfect, not that the parody on parody action (lol) wasn't good enough, but I just think some of the things were taken to far, while some weren't.

Ex. The wikipedia joke was humorous, but the 2nd time around I just skipped it due to repetition. (yes I know authors do this, but for a parody you need to cover all topics)

Now one thing I would've done (If I could animate and was able to join this collab) would've been having a parody flash artist conjuring an idea for a new flash movie/whatever, and then while there thinking a thought bubble starts putting two and two together, and then they just slump and say, "Damnit! Thinking is too difficult! I'll just make a (insert over-the-top adj.'s here) parody!"

Just a thought, you could even take that to the next level and have a small part w/ the person walking around w/ a huge ego, telling all her/his real life friends about their parody.

And if you took it to the NEXT level, show a part of her/him showing the parody to her/his friends. (This would be where you insert the falcon punch/metal gear wikipedia joke)

Wow, big idea lol. Anyways, good luck to you all!