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[Hallows Haunt]

Lacking...

Lack of space, which creates irritation.

Lack of challenges, hold down the down button and I got 11k

Lack of graphics, if you're going to enlarge the shit out of something, enlarge something that is detailed.

Lack of GUI, you have to wait until after you die to see your score, which is poorly shown in plain white text, without a border.

Alpharius120 responds:

Space: I can see where that might get annoying.
Challenges: I never knew that could happen... Weird.
Graphics: That is why I'm going coding lol.
GUI: I didn't set that up, but I do agree on this.

[JohnnyRPG/JohnnyQuest]

3.8?

Rather surprising. This game contained the generic everything. Gradient rape on the graphics, the "Glitch" level which is so new nowadays, and the forgeting-how-to-keep-the-bullies-hea lth-at-zero-when-he-dies thing.

Overall, this game (For how you made it seem like it was a huge anticipation) was really, just another flash game, that needs alot more work.

muffinman9 responds:

Yeah, it's overrated a lot (but don't think I 5'd this everyday, I 5'd it once when I submitted it but the 3.8 score is the power of others) part 2 will be better (I created most of this last year), but generic? I don't know many games which feature killing telletubbies AND barbie AND a windows spoof

[Adventure Al]

Ouch...

Great idea for a game, but overly laggy, obviously due to the coding on the programmers part. Also, basic falling glitch whenever I entered a level got really old, fast. + That should be somethign thats hard to fix, regardless of how you coded the game.

[Legends Of Laundry]

Wow...

Great game, it's overly original game concept didn't take away from the great graphics and nice gameplay. Well done.

[Flash Tutorial - Novice]

Ugh, great..

Alot of this code is just copied, I bet you don't even know what radians are.

Regardless, you did the quality button inefficiently.

It should be...

on(press){

switch(_quality){

case "HIGH":
_quality = "MEDIUM";
break;

case "MEDIUM":
_quality = "LOW";
break;

case "LOW":
_quality = "HIGH";
break;

}
}

Plz don't make another tutorial about simple, noob stuff that no one really needs to know, and if they did, they could just go to the tutorials that are much much much better than this one.

[Ether War]

Damn

One of the few games where I can say I had fun grinding...

(Other than the game of life ;D)
Still well done, it really hooks ya.

[One Level Game: Hardcore]

Why the high score?

It was kinda annoying to see something of this much shit be passed as an 'awesome' score.

-The graphics were less than mediocre
-The main character moved to slow, which made the game a lot less fun due to the fact that it's impossible to win this game on the first try due to the lack of speed of the character.
-The song gets really annoying and irritates me after having to suffer through losing well over 10 times.

Why a three?
Because you need to improve on the three main aspects of a game, coding(speed, mute button),graphics(duh), and sound (sucks)

Call this review useless or w/e the hell you want it to be, but this isn't a game worth wasting 10 minutes of remembering order so I can beat it.

[Comic-Con 2008 Poster]

No f*cking way!

I actually was going to post a "suggestion" in the bbs (general) for something like that....

Awesome :3

[AstroFlyer]

Omg yes

Great job for a first flash game, I loved it's 3D ness =D

[Governor of Poker]

Wow, well done.

And now I'm hooked on virtual gambling =D

Well done.